hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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