I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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