so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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