you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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