I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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