I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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