dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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