I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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