it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
