Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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