Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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