Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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