i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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