I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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