Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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