You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
