To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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