Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Someone came in the potted fern
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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