Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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