Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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