She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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