..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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