This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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