I looked at my own cervix.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
