I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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