Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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