this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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