dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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