New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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