I just saw a hot homeless man
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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