Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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