talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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