I want to stick my p in your. b.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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