Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
