How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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