we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
