I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
there is glitter all over my balls
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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