btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
NoShamevember. You game?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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