So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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