A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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