I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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