Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He has the fingertips of a God
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