this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I party with great urgency now.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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