i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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