You work out of a Hotel?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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