Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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