Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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