i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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