Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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