new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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